Tuesday, June 23, 2009


This bitch needs to STFU. Seriously.

I am watching Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion Special. I've had a problem with this woman since the middle of the season. She is a stage mom personified, arrogant, bitchy, and talks about how classy she is....which is so un-classy it's ridiculous. And her fake boobs, pinched face and ugly 1982 hair doesn't help her. At all.
When she talks about how much work she put into her house...please...it's really easy to swipe your husband's credit card. Or at least I imagine it is. Telling a mover where to put a chair or deciding between gold or silver, ain't that hard princess.
And your daughter....cute and all...nothing special and clearly, you're pushing her, not the other way around.
But now, she's on this reunion talking about how she is pushed by her daughter, how hot she is..and how she is skeeved out at living in someone else's house..because some people only wash their floors once a month.
Ok princess...when is the last time you got on your hands and knees? (for anything because I'm sure that position is "beneath you")...when is the last time you washed your floor? What you should have said was that some people don't wash their floors more than once a month (some people are busy and don't have nannys and actually have to do their own work..the REAL housewives of NJ or any other state) and that you have someone to do it every week...that you spend your husband's CASH to have your floors washed.
You've never picked up a finger that you've let anyone see...so this is how you paint yourself. So I will respectfully ask you to shut the fuck up and never appear on television ever again. You stupid, pinched face, fake boobed, money spending, stage mothering, arrogant for no reason bitch.
Say it with me: less hairspray.

1 comment:

  1. Tell us how you really feel, Danielle. Don't hold back... ;-)