Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Cougars should be HOT


Cougars seem to be the new "trend" in Hollywood...by "new" I mean over the past 6 months or so. I personally cannot relate because I've always felt comfortable being with a man older than me (my better half being 21 years old than me) and I couldn't image dating younger let alone 20 plus years younger. That said, it's my personal preference and I get that everyone feels differently.
However, if you're going to do a show and name it "Cougartown", please, please, cast someone believable as a Cougar.
Cougar, to me, is a woman with charisma, that is just dripping with sex appeal. You can probably guess her age when you look at her, but it doesn't matter because she's uber-hot. Her body is in shape, and when she looks at you, you just want to sleep with her. If cougars were male, I would think of people like Harrison Ford and Richard Gere.
But they are not, because cougars are female. So, if I was going to cast a show, my cougar pick would come from a list including actresses such as:
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michelle Pfeiffer, Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Jennifer Connelly, even Susan Lucci would be fine.
But Courtney Cox? There is nothing sexy about this woman. At best, she's "cute". She's lanky, skinny, and has no curves whatsoever. Where are her boobs?? Where are they?
I cannot understand why Hollywood would pick her to star in this show.
I've watched some of the promos and it seems to be full of "humor" and not exactly full of sex. Perhaps I missed the memo where a cougar is something you laugh with/at, but then again, it's going to be on ABC. Now, if it was on HBO, or Showtime where it belongs, then perhaps they could have cast one of the women I was thinking of.
All I know is, if I was a 21 year old boy, looking to bone an older woman, she would not be my choice.
Rawr.

2 comments:

  1. I'm sure Courteney's production company is producing the show and that she cast herself in the role, just like Drew Barrymore did for Charlie's Angels!

    Courteney was at best a girls' girl when she was younger - I don't think I've ever heard a man talk about her as hot. Now she's just a skinny woman in her 40s who's had way too much surgery! I know I'm catty, but...

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  2. I like Courtney Cox. She may not be the hottest thing in Hollywood, but she exudes a quiet strength and competence which can also be quite hot. Especially for a younger man. At any rate, she's definitely humpable.

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